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Posted by Harleyquins on May 2, 2008 at 10:37 AM

  Army of Two is perhaps one of the best, realistic 3rd perspn shooter ever. The story line is quite believable and is quite humorous. Rios and Salem on the other hand are quite unbelievable. Not because there suped up and got full body armor but because they muck around half way through a mission. In one of the clips Rios opens a door, walks through then trips Salem over as he walks through. The first time I saw this it was brilliant, now after completing it 4 times it has lost its humor but is still quite funny.

One of the best things in the game is the humor. Salem is forever laughing at Phillip Clyde (Or Smiley). Smiley says some quite stupid insults nearer to the end of the game.

Smiley "Im Gonna Kill you, dig out your intestines, Put them on like trousers and F**king do gymnastics all over your head!"

Salem "What the hell! Dude do I think this guy had mucked up childhood?"

Rios "You Think!!!!"

Pure Brilliance. Another good part about the game is you can punish or celebrate with your teams mate. the celebration is hilarios, sometimes you just give each other a high-five but once in a while you will play air guitar with which ever weapon you are carrying. There are a dozen different versions of it and it changes depending on who you are Rios/Salem. Punishing is quite good. If you use right trigger and point at Salem (must be withing a metre distance or you will shot him) you will smack him in the back of the head or punch him in the chest depending which angle you are facing. WARNING: do it to much and he will get you back for it lol!!!

The Online is good because Two teams of 2 which is fair. I have only played WARZONE so I cannot say about the other game modes but Warzone at Iraq is by far the best. You have to go around the map doing a number of objectives such as blow up this box, then kill this guy. gradually this earns you money and to win you have to have the most money. But you will be competing against another team. aswell as the NPC's who will shot both teams. So it isn't easy, and if you die and your teams mate doesnt revive you, you enjoy the pleasure of spending $10000 to play again.

I will not go on about the story because not many people have got the game so it would ruin it for you!!!!

If you wish to add anything then leave a comment ok. Happy Gaming!!!

Posted by Harleyquins on March 14, 2008 at 12:47 PM

Everyone has heard that they might be bringing out a Gears Of War Movie to go with the game, but i think it will be crap! It is obvious that Uwe Boll will direct it and that Sylvester Stalone (Rocky 1,2,3,4,5,6) will play Marcus Fenix.

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This Personaly would SUCK and i wouldn't see the movie but i can see it happening if it did. He was Great in Rocky 1,2,3,4,5,6. But i think even then they dragged that on....... So this is the likely thing to happen and I'm not sure if people would see it. What i reckon is that Rocky fans will all by an Xbox 360, get Gears Of War and be dissapointed that they look different. OMG what a bore. To turn this NIGHTMARE around they could but in some great Actors as The character such as Robert De Niro (The Godfather, Meet the Parents) as General Hoffman.

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This, I think could be cool, But it could all fall apart like any other film. Robert De Niro would make a good Hoffman he looks the same age, probably the same size and maybe if Robert put on all the Armor, The same size too............ So who would play the other Character?? Well i think for Cole maybe Micheal Clark Duncan (Green Mile, Dare Devil). They are the same size and there is no mistake in this. He would make an Amazing Cole. Excuse Bad Photo of Cole.............

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No offense to Micheal, but they both look like they were Breast fed steroids so it suits so well :) Now who would be best as baird i wonder.......................... Ryan Reynolds of course. They both have a good humour and Baird is the Cocky funny one (Not exactly little though) but they suit so once again more pictures :)

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Ok This is going well Except, Marcus of course. For DOM i don't know if anyone has any ideas be sure to email me once again at harley-quins@hotmail.com and i will do it on who ever you decide because i don't know...................

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